are you a wife guy

Click on a question if you identify with it!

• Do you have a wife?
• Do you wax poetic about your wife?
• Do you post one photo a day with comments about how beautiful your wife is?
• Do you pat yourself on the back for having the hots for your wife?
• Do you want everyone to know that you have the hots for your wife?
• Do you refer to your wife as "your wife"?
• Do your friends and family also call your wife "your wife?"
• Do you remember your wife's name?
• Do you multiply the number of times you have sex with your wife before posting to Instagram?
• Is your wife your intellectual property?
• Are you an influencer because of your wife?
• Do you tell other people you love your wife more than you tell your wife?